Snowboard

A girl with NO tits or ass but still gigantic cumslut

Dude:that girls flatter than a Pancake but she still fucked the entire football team!

Dude2: That makes her a Snowboard !

by TREYdmarked February 13, 2020

Snowboarding

The absolute most gay sport in the world

Hey Jim, Lets go snowboarding!
Yea Mark we can Do anal later too.

by KingSlaya69420 November 6, 2019

Texas Snowboard

The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".

I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!

by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011

snowboard assassin

Guy or girl really good at snowboarding

At the bottom of the trail we were overtaken by a snowboard assassin.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 2, 2015

Snowboarding

snowboarding is a version of chess boxing where instead of playing chess in between rounds they do gradually more and more cocain until one of them OD’s or gets knocked out

Me: “do you want to do snowboarding”

Tyrell: “my brother ODed after playing 4 rounds i’m good”

by tyrell1992 September 1, 2022

Snowboarding

Cutting up a line then sprinkling it on the tip of a moist, erect penis - like sprinkling parsley garnish on a fine Italian dish - then proceeding to penatrate your mate in the bum.

Yo, we should go back to your place and go snowboarding.

by Adanklumpia June 12, 2024

Snowboarding

A form of social torture by showing your friends in the Midwest or on the East Coast pictures of sunny Southern California while they are stuck inside during yet another snowstorm.

I spent most of the morning at work "snowboarding" the guys in the Chicago office.

Or

Cheri was sorry she choose a school back East, having been "snowboarded" by her friends at UCLA.

by Aaron the donut guy February 22, 2011