by Leta82 December 28, 2017
A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.
by The_wild_hippopotamus February 26, 2016
when a woman puts mustard in her hands and gives a mans penis a hand job. and then squirts a line of ketchup across the top of the shaft. and the says mmmm. and then deep throats the shit out of it.
by shananana doo doo doo doo July 30, 2009
The sexual manuevere of wetting the penis and sliding it in fast and going ham until ejactulation, basically using the female body as a sexual toy.
by Drowser March 03, 2018
A girl/guy gives you a BJ and you blow your load in her/his mouth and on their face and shout "Where is Slimy Waldo hiding?", she/he lathers your dick in the cum and wanks you off while saying "here he is" repeatedly.
Mike: Im almost there!
Nic: Here it comes...
Mike: Where the fuck is Slimy Waldo hiding?
Nic: Here he is!!!
Mike: mmmmmmmmmmmm
Nic: Here it comes...
Mike: Where the fuck is Slimy Waldo hiding?
Nic: Here he is!!!
Mike: mmmmmmmmmmmm
by MikeUK January 22, 2008
the slimy jellyfish;
a sexual manuever that can only be performed while your already having sexual intercourse. Do everything you usually do, then right as the male is about to orgasm(semen). He shoves the tip of his penis right onto one of the nostrils of his partner. As the semen goes into the nose, the reciever will experience a tickling sensation. Thus causing them to sneeze, making the semen fly out onto their chest. Leaving what looks to be the tentacles of a jellyfish.
a sexual manuever that can only be performed while your already having sexual intercourse. Do everything you usually do, then right as the male is about to orgasm(semen). He shoves the tip of his penis right onto one of the nostrils of his partner. As the semen goes into the nose, the reciever will experience a tickling sensation. Thus causing them to sneeze, making the semen fly out onto their chest. Leaving what looks to be the tentacles of a jellyfish.
by Jazlo April 22, 2009
Similar to a dirty sanchez, except the girl has diarrhea at the time. AKA, the guy gives the girl anal sex while the girl has diarrhea, and she proceeds to give him a blow job.
The scientific term is emfases (em-FAS-iss).
The scientific term is emfases (em-FAS-iss).
by The Founderman January 20, 2009