Slimy cuccumber

When someone with a rather warty penis lubes up and enters deep into a blue waffle.

I slipped sarah the slimy cuccumber last night

by CptWondertoes August 24, 2017

slimy montana

a man and woman are on the top bunk of a bunk bed as their friend is on the bottom bunk. While their friend is asleep the male penetrates the female (intercourse). Before the male finishes he climbs down to the floor and finishes in his friends face. Sort of like Brokeback Mountain, hence Slimy Montana.

Sal and Emily are on the top bunk as Jimmy is asleep.
Sal gets very aroused and pulls out before giving Emily a cream pie.
Jimmy gets it in the face when Sal gives him a slimy Montana

by mountainman13 December 11, 2013

slimy corndog

when a woman puts mustard in her hands and gives a mans penis a hand job. and then squirts a line of ketchup across the top of the shaft. and the says mmmm. and then deep throats the shit out of it.

Jenny loves corndogs so she gave her boyfriend his first slimy corndog

by shananana doo doo doo doo July 30, 2009

slimy fish

The sexual manuevere of wetting the penis and sliding it in fast and going ham until ejactulation, basically using the female body as a sexual toy.

Oh man, I did the slimy fish to my sisters friend the other day.

by Drowser March 4, 2018

slimy waldo

A girl/guy gives you a BJ and you blow your load in her/his mouth and on their face and shout "Where is Slimy Waldo hiding?", she/he lathers your dick in the cum and wanks you off while saying "here he is" repeatedly.

Mike: Im almost there!
Nic: Here it comes...
Mike: Where the fuck is Slimy Waldo hiding?
Nic: Here he is!!!
Mike: mmmmmmmmmmmm

by MikeUK January 22, 2008

slimy jellyfish

the slimy jellyfish;
a sexual manuever that can only be performed while your already having sexual intercourse. Do everything you usually do, then right as the male is about to orgasm(semen). He shoves the tip of his penis right onto one of the nostrils of his partner. As the semen goes into the nose, the reciever will experience a tickling sensation. Thus causing them to sneeze, making the semen fly out onto their chest. Leaving what looks to be the tentacles of a jellyfish.

last night me and (blank) were doin it like rabbits and i did the slimy jellyfish. ;)

by Jazlo April 22, 2009

slimy brownie

Similar to a dirty sanchez, except the girl has diarrhea at the time. AKA, the guy gives the girl anal sex while the girl has diarrhea, and she proceeds to give him a blow job.

The scientific term is emfases (em-FAS-iss).

Todd fed Sarah a slimy brownie last night. Then she threw up.

by The Founderman January 21, 2009