slim dickins

1) Limited or no females to copulate with.

2) The absence of good looking girls at a party or bar.

1) -"Justyn, how has your sex life been?"

- "Not too good man, it's really slim dickins out there"

2) -"This party has no good looking girls! It's slim dickins tonight."

by MageMasher07 November 16, 2013

skimf

Anything or nothing at all. This may be used to replace any existing word, or to define any current emotion, sight, sound, smell, taste, or feeling. Skimf is everything. Skimf is nothing. Skimf is skimf.

Note: Skimf is not an acronym.

"Hey man, what have you been doing?"
"Just skimfing around really."

"This show is going to really skimf tonight."

"Skimf skimf skimf skimf skimf."

by TheFlesh May 21, 2010

Slimfast Wallet

complete opposite of a fat wallet, a slimfast wallet is very slim or completely empty, not a good sign for the chicks.

Will: going out tonight with some girls, you down?
Steve: nah, cant, I got a Slimfast Wallet today
Will:you broke bastard!

by Ya Boy Trax June 18, 2010

wild slim

When a guy makes a Tony's Pizza and puts the hot pizza on the girls back as she's bent over and being fucked in the ass. A "wild slim" can only be successfully completed if the whole pizza is eaten before you bust your load. Also, this sex move can only be done with a Tony's Pizza, but topping choice is optional.

I heard she got 3rd degree burns from the wild slim her boyfriend gave her.

by LiquaLog January 17, 2010

Slim Jim

A delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick rumored to have been made from the cheeks and foreheads of cattle. That may or may not be true. Currently it can be bought in different flavors such as nacho and tobasco, or even with a stick of waxy, horrible-tasting cheese. Can be purchased at just about any convenience store, super market, or gas station in the United States. It has been known to cause excitement in professional wrestlers.

Slim Jims go well with a cold soft drink.

by Red Devil Slim April 8, 2004

Slime In The Ice Machine!

a popular Houston phrase, coined by Marvin Zindler, an investigative reporter that helps shut down filthy restaurants.

altogether: I SAID SLIME IN THE ICE MACHINE!

by v1cious May 17, 2004

Slim Shady

Best rapper of all time, but someone you should run from until his turns back into Eminem.

Guy: DUDE! It's Eminem! Can I get your autograph?

Slim Shady: No, but I can kill you slowfully and painfully.

by DarkspineSilver1 January 10, 2014