Greg is a big slacker...he's only read 50 of the 150 pages he needs to read by tomorrow and its already midnight
by King K December 28, 2005
Get the slacker mug.An area of your office that pretends to be "busy-busy" working, when in actuality only catching up on Facebook and Myspace, making their weekly sporting picks, analyzing their fantasy football teams, and shopping online for Manpons (see manpon.) The productive area of the office, known as the "Engine Room" completes the majority of the work - however - the Slack-Arena is quick to take credit for this work.
A slack-arena is made up of multiple slackerinos - see slackerino
"The Slack-Arena at my office is 50% of the employees but probably only actually completes 25% of the work!"
"The Slack-Arena at my office is 50% of the employees but probably only actually completes 25% of the work!"
by NIETS January 26, 2009
Get the Slack-Arena mug.A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from start to finish. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.
Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)
Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)
Slackenitis:
Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.
BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?
Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.
BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.
(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)
Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.
BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?
Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.
BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.
(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)
by Supervisor August 16, 2007
Get the slackenitis mug.Co-worker who wanders the hallway throughout the day, stopping by to interrupt others from their jobs. Oftentimes, the office slackie will strike-up conversations about ambiguous things, typically with no point (see time whore). Also known for walking up on conversations that are in progress, and will proceed to insert himself into the dialogue.
Not to be confused with a door bore, who mainly strikes in the morning.
Not to be confused with a door bore, who mainly strikes in the morning.
“Hi honey, what did you do at the office today?”
“Today, I created a spreadsheet to track the number of times John came into my office to talk about nothing. Twelve times today, he such an office slackie.”
“Today, I created a spreadsheet to track the number of times John came into my office to talk about nothing. Twelve times today, he such an office slackie.”
by Line Drive May 15, 2007
Get the office slackie mug.One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.
Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?
SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...
Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!
SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...
Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!
by DPdaix October 27, 2006
Get the slackfuck mug.Noun - A person who is easily distracted at work but also is aware and admits to their inefficiencies.
"I'm such a slackerino. I got hardly anything done at work today after wasting time online and shooting the shit with my friends over five coffee breaks."
by DAN_Dutch January 2, 2009
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