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slapping fives

Hanging out. The term derives from someone meeting up with a group of friends and greeting them with the appropriate handshake of that particular sub-group of friends, who then proceed to hang out.
"Homeboy here was s'posed to pick my ass up at the bus station, but was slapping fives with Pookie and Deaner."
by xfactor_7777 January 23, 2007
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Slapping the Happy Camper

a euphemism for male masturbation, or more literally, slapping someone that is just too perky.
by chas bran October 9, 2016
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Slapping tacos

“Where’s Jenny?”
I think she’s slapping tacos with barb”
by Black and mild September 11, 2019
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Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.
Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008
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Slapping The Clown

Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...
by Fast ED March 19, 2012
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Slapping the Cactus

(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.

A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.
"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"

Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"
by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010
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slapping the pappy

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.
by ballz itchy July 4, 2016
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