splash down

when two men's naked wet butts collide

I was in the locker room and had a splash down with a strange man.

by Bdiddycav February 5, 2010

Splash pad

A random number of toilet paper sheets that one sets into the toilet before having any bowel movement that would cause the water to splash on one's ass.

Dude, I forgot to lay down a splash pad this morning before my beer shits and now my toilet is a mess.

by Sakaballz January 16, 2011

poop splash

When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and hit's your butt hole.

I just dropped the kids off at the pool and got poop splash all over my ass!

by Big Daddy Hammer Fist October 16, 2008

splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.

Above explains it all.

by wayne March 24, 2005

splashpan

The area of a woman's lower back where a man might shoot his semen when doing her doggie style.

"She was pissed because I pulled out and shot it all over her splashpan."

by Orlando Ted November 9, 2008

Splashpack

Tierd of water splashing all up in your ass when your taking a dumb? Well, a splashpack solves this problem.

Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.

My splashpack broke the other day, and I got all wet... :S

by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010

Splash Mat

Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.

Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.

Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."

Me: "Two words - splash mat."

by Helping the average Joe September 15, 2011