sheep

A large animal that, despite encyclopedia definitions, is secretly controlling the world's governments. Highly intelligent, beware, has telekineses. Welsh and Scottish people fear sheep.
Ahh! I'm being chased by a sheep! *zap*....
*dies*
by meeshopork September 18, 2003
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Sheeped

A take on the phrase "Pulling the wool over his/her eyes", meaning that you might as well have a whole sheep because you are lying or bluffing so much.
"You've totaly sheeped your mum, she'll never find out."
by Bitglitch November 25, 2007
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sheep

a source of wool and an important asset in condom industry.

Also, a nickname for a member of Jesus' gang (J.C.'s mafia nickname being "the Shepherd").

A utility for vegetable growth control (though the new "Goat" model is much better).
by Kathya January 27, 2008
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Sheep

Someone you love intensely. Felling "sheepish" around someone special. Nickname for both spouses used by both spouses.
by Pin Cushion April 12, 2008
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sheep

3 sheep to every 1 person.

If there was a hoof to hand war, sheep would win.
by anonymous January 15, 2005
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Sheep are {white-ish} cows, with no spots
"Look its that sign with the cows on it"... "Mom, those are sheep" "...ohhh i was wondering why they didnt have spots"
by some hick girl November 03, 2005
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Look at those sheep! They live in Sheepland!
by Mike August 26, 2003
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