Sphincter Rub

1) A delicate and imprecise act in which the partner about to engage in anal drilling for rectal exploration (in order to look for alternative energy sources; get your mind out of the gutter, people) gently massages his or her arsehole to stimulate, making small circular motions. Lubrication is strongly recommended, especially if you plan to dive in there later on using something else
2) A pain relieving cream for the anus once used in Southeast Asia; was taken off shelves for good in 1997 following a class-action lawsuit stemming from complaints that the directions didn't clearly state the cream should be taken OUT of the can when applied.
3) A grunge band from Seattle. Just not one of the good ones, like Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains. And no, they're not around anymore.
Steve: So, you tried anal with Maggy?
Joe: Yeah man, but don't worry; I was all about setting the mood with a good, spiritual sphincter rub. That, and playing the very best of Hall and Oates in the background.
by Snipediddy August 23, 2005
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Rub the rug

1. When a girl has cum in her pubes and is cleaning it out.

Alternatively:

2. When someone or yourself plays with the clitoris of a girl with extensive pubic hair.
1.
Elissa: Ah fuck there's cum all over my pussy!
Marcus: It's fine just rub the rug

2.
Victoria: Oh Dave I need you to rub my rug!!
Dave: Wait do u want me to clean the wine stain or make u cum
by rugrubber March 20, 2022
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velvetine rub

When a lady over the age of 65 loses her teeth and decides blowjobs.
Mrs. Johnson came over last night after her AARP meeting and gab e me a Velvetine rub.
by deeznuts85635 June 29, 2014
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lunch rub

that special moment you take in the middle of the day to pamper yourself and rub one out on your lunch break, preferably in the breakroom at work...a lunch rub can be solo, or tandem, or group...whatever works for the individual
So, I had a wicked awesome lunch rub today...I'm ready to face the rest of the day.
by Sean Riedel April 12, 2008
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Chug rub

chug rub when you rub your self down after you leave the holy hole
Chug rub I smell funny and I'm sticky
by Kingofdick June 09, 2020
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rub job

when a girl massages or grabs a guy's penis and basically masturbates for him
i didnt want to go all the way so i gave my man a rub job
by Calixto November 13, 2005
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rub and tug

A Massage palour - A Place a person goes for a massage and hand relief
1. Allan loves going for a rub and tug.
by Stroker August 28, 2003
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