Mitt Romney

1. (Noun.) A highly offensive term for an idiot who can't decide which side he's on, and who thinks the windows on planes should open.

2. (Noun.) To take an enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.

1. "You're such a Mitt Romney."
2. "I think Mitt Romney just took a Mitt Romney during that debate."

Mitt Romney by 742It'sHenry742742742742742742 October 27, 2012

Mitt Romney Money 

One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.

Look dat new lex he be drivin. He must got dat Mitt Romney Money.

Mitt Romney Money by TheQuietStormRVA November 29, 2012

Mitt Romney

To adjust one's Nut Sack

"Dude, I'm about to pull a Mitt Romney, Is anyone looking?"

"Naw, you're good"

Mitt Romney by Naddy Date October 12, 2012

Mitt Romney

A very corrupt and evil man best known for flip flopping on every issue known to man. He is also the first walking and talking plastic pancake to ever exist.

"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney

"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney

Guy one: "Man did you see Mitt Romney debating the President last night? He even flip flopped during the debate!"

Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"

Mitt Romney by Frtyishawt December 8, 2012

Mitt Romney

Irrelevant

If learning is difficult the learner will not want to waste time on tasks which appear Mitt Romney to their purpose.

Mitt Romney by sbus November 10, 2012

Mitt Romney

Wazzock or twit

According to an article in the New Yorker, Mitt Romney is a Wazzock

Mitt Romney by whittx July 29, 2012

Non Romney 

Any Republican candidate running for president who is neither a phony conservative or who holds or has held highly liberal views either at one time or another. To qualify to be a "non Romney," one must not say he or she is "severely conservative" despite a liberal record (i), is not a puppet promoted by the Republican Establishment (ii), and is not often trumpeted by the Obama Media as the acclaimed "Frontrunner" and thus treated as such (iii). A true "Non Romney," in essence, isn't a robot but has real conservative credentials and principles.

2012 Republican candidates Herman Cain, Michelle Bachmann, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich have all been at one point or another "Non Romneys" during the primary.

Non Romney by DarkMeat April 19, 2012