Ricer

A state of mind drivers get (normaly, but not limited to, drivers of FWD sub 5.0 Liter Engine) where as seeing the movie "fast and the furious" they beleive there import is a 10 second car and ready to take out Trans Ams.
That 16 second Ricer Barked his fart can at my 12 second T/A, what the hell is he thinking?
by WickedS6 July 11, 2003
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Usually done on small cars, I.E. 4 cylinder imports and domestic. Every so often you see a car that is legit but is ruined by the driver with what is about to be said. These cars have almost to no performance enhancements, they just look like they are fast. As in, putting on stickers that make them seem legit. Like VTEC Mustang, a Turbo sticker on a small Toyota, and pop the hood and there is no sight of a turbocharger.

The typical ricer driver is cocky and does not realize that he/she in fact does not have the fastest car, but the slowest car in the lot and does not know a thing about cars and the mechanics.

Cosmetic enhancements for a typical ricer would be a huge body kit that looks stupid, sometimes the body kit is left unpainted. If no body kit, graphics and a big spoiler.

Cars that are typically riced:

1. Honda Civic (old ones)
2. Chevrolet Cavalier
3. Dodge Neon

Cars that are legit out of the factory, but riced anyway:
1. Ford Mustang
2. Chevy Camaro
3. Nissan 350Z
Those don't exist, just stop talking, you are a ricer.
by Sleepers are the S*** July 15, 2011
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1. A rice cooker with an H symbol on it. Capable of cooking rice with excess engine heat.

2. An american driver on a japanese potential.
Shit, my civic ran out of batteries. Oh well...time to bitch at my hamsters not running quick enough.
by asf May 16, 2003
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One who drives like they are hard or are all that. One who talks about their car like it's the best when it's really weak.
Man my v6 mustang can beat a Skyline.
by Tong January 09, 2004
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A person who wasts thousands of dollars trying to make a Civic run 12 seconds at the 1/4mile. But can buy a real car (300zx Twin turbo,Corvette ZO6,Porsche 911 Carrera coupe)
Damn,that ricer is stupedly gay with his Honda CRX Del Sol Si
by Nick the Prick May 26, 2003
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a car that cst $5000 to by brand nw but cost almost $100,000 to make it even close to running 10 seconds
hey look that ricer got fucked p oh at least mine wont cost as much to fix
by bob the builder May 13, 2003
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An Asian-make car that has decals, wheels, lights, spoilers, and mufflers that probably make only 50 more horses than stock.

Ricers lead to Hot Import Night which is a good thing. :-D
Civic, Civic, Civic.
by J September 29, 2004
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