rejection

The only way to fix this - is ice - cream. This usually happens when someone asks someone else if they like them or want to date them.

Guy 1: I'm going to ask her out
Guy 2: Go ahead, but I think there will be a lot of rejection coming your way
Guy 1: Will you go out with me
Girl: No

by ausgirl#13 November 14, 2019

Rejection

(n); an automated email characterized primarily by it's poor grammatical structure which is sent by urbandictionary.com to the submitter of a definition that has not been deemed quite asinine enough to be posted on the site by the astute and well educated editors. See also: my inbox in about an hour.

"I've submitted a couple of garbage definitions to UD, but I just can't produce something shitty enough to be posted so I get a rejection notice.

"My ego is bruised just as much when my rejection is due to over-qualification."

by The Typographile September 2, 2013

Assassin's Creed: Revelations

Not to be seen as Assassins Creed 3, but as a sequel to Assassins Creed:Brotherhood and the conclusion of the 'Ezio Trilogy'. In the game Ezio, now an ageing assassin, visits Constantinople in search of the missing keys of Altair, to unlock the secrets left in Masyaf, home of the Assassins order.

The gameplay is almost identical to Brotherhood, with exceptions being the ability to craft bombs and to use a hookblade to zipline across the city. You still freerun across rooftops, recruit citizens to the Assassin order, and kill lots of Templars

Assassin's Creed: Revelations may be fun, but it is basically Assassins Creed 2 and 3/4's. Assassin's Creed 2 or Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood are the same game but cheaper

by Sergers August 1, 2012

Post-Sex Revelation

Pertains only to the male species.

After days of not receiving penil satisfaction a man gives in to his needs and goes yard with an unattractive woman. It is the exact moment when the man cums inside of this woman while staring her in the eye. He then realizes that he just finished a rendezvous with one of the ugliest woman he's ever met.

He decides this isn't the only wrong thing he's been doing with his life. He goes on to straighten completely out and become an outstanding citizen. After about a week of not getting poon he will likely get desperate and engage in the act again.

I'm serious man, just fuck an ugly girl when you're desperate. I quit smoking and started doing all of my homework just because of that post-sex revelation.

by Cowtoy August 15, 2012

reserection

When u have an erection that goes away then it comes back

before dinner i had an errection but now im starting to get a huge reserection

by jack the monster May 17, 2011

Rejection

The act of being turned down by a girl.

Guy: Did she say she'd go out with you?
Dude: No
Guy: Man, you just got REJECTED!
Dude: Yeah, Rejection sucks

by CrazeWay February 7, 2018

ultimate rejection

Ultimate Rejection is a condition that happens when you're jerking off and your hand falls asleep.

If you really need an example of this term in a sentence, then you have bigger problems than ultimate rejection.

by dbehsman1 March 19, 2010