Retrosexual

Someone who was sexy back in the day and now they're not.

"Dang yo I saw this old Madonna video the other day on TV; she was definately donkey punch worthy back in the day"

"Yup you know it now she's Retrosexual,definately past her sell-by date!!! Choo-Choo...Next stop Surreal Life!!"

by Greg H. December 26, 2008

Retroist

A person who rejects things of the modern world, and adapts to aspects of the past, whether they be from ten years to hundreds of years prior to the present day. Aspects of retroism include but not limited to; design, fashion, technology, everyday efforts/tasks, ways of speaking, and ideology.

As a retroist, rather than using smartphones, I use landlines.

by Morovich April 24, 2021

Modern retroism

A term used in sports designs. Using old features of the past like ball park designs, uniform or logo modernize.
Usually used with the opposite of retro modernism

Oriole Park changed how people see ballparks as using modern retroism with it using old school ballpark borders thab the common cookie cutter dual use stadiums

by Jerryboiz June 26, 2021

Retrospasmatic

Retrospasmatic is when a person male or female accidently listens to music they grew up with - hence the name retro - and suddenly they start dancing like their having a spasm

"Look shes gone all Retrospasmatic !! "
"He's havin a series of retrospasms"

by A. Miffy May 6, 2009

retroincest

The act of retroactively engaging in sexual intercourse with a now deceased ancestor.

My great, great, great, grandfather arrived at my house reincarnate and in proper fashion for a gentleman of his era. I stripped him of his current possessions and engaged in consensual retroincest.

by manofinaction May 30, 2010

Retrosexual

An awesome man/woman who is defined by his sexy look and who wears clothes that represent an era of a simpler time of surf with uncrowded waves, vdub camper vans, vinyl records and long big hair or big afros.

You can see an awesome example of Retrosexualism in the classic surf movie An endless summer

It's all about the peace, love and community.

Civilian: Hey man, cool shirt but why does it say retrosexual?

Sexy individual: 'Cause I'm letting my records spin and going to spread the peace and love on the waves man. Toes to the nose

by lalabells January 8, 2012

retrosexual

Young guys trying to look sixties and seventees cool, the problem is they have no soul and end up looking like they're going to a masquerade.

Dude's retrosexual, smh... he tried to get a date with Sally but she said, "I don't do costume parties."

by SpookyCat December 28, 2015