Retardic

The adjective of "retard". Used in the same way as "epic".

"We had the game. Eight seconds left and DonkeyQueen manage to suicide. A truly retardic moment."

"My GF bought Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma. A retardic buy"

by John D. Ongh July 24, 2019

Retardiness

Alvaro said it

Alvaro:"I'm my own specimen of retardiness"

by Saranadeurmom November 30, 2019

Retardiction

1 april 2020

The place where it all begins....

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie, but people still didn't admit it that The audiction bamboozled the heck out of them

These people were called retardiction by the audiction fans for being dense as heck

person 1: what the f, I just hot scammed, I waited and subscribed but nothing happened

The audiction fans: is this kid Retardiction or somethin?

I watching you...

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker April 1, 2020

Retardial Syndrome

A retard who has every disability and every illness, typically an insult to babies.

Your baby looks like it has Retardial Syndrome.

by 69420tard January 2, 2022

Retardville

Though not associated, there are two businesses in the United States that go by the name "Retardville". One's a stationery in Kingston, Pennsylvania. The other is a education staff member in Louisville, Kentucky. If someone accuses you of saying an offensive slur, go to bizarchive.com and prove it's a location. If they remain angry, ask them which one they work at.

I was a former teacher for little kids at Retardville. I had a lot of trouble engaging them, so I moved on to an easier job.

by Dillon Schneider July 21, 2022

Retardican

Extremist wing of Conservatives, who wants to wind back (i.e. 'retard')people's Rights back to any where between the 1950s to the 1860s. Routinely engage in Penis Fencing and vociferous pissing contests.

Appears that most of the MAGA camp are Retardicans, secretly wishing they're back in the Deep past.

by AmboNec February 18, 2023

Retardican

The conservative equivalent of a libtard.

"He follows Jordan Peterson like a Donald worshiping retardican who hasn't read maps of the mind."

by Dr.Crow March 19, 2023