retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.

I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me

by HED23 January 9, 2008

retaa

Sounds like retarded, but not quite. It is to be said as you would say the name Reta, but to say the a for a bit longer. It is a person who is almost retarded, but no quite up to par. They don't have enough retardation to be called a retard, so that makes them retaa.

Retaas aren't quite retarded, but goddamn it they sure as hell come close.

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

Retail Therapy

1. An idiot's way of dealing with an idiotic problem.

2, One of the most moronic notions bestowed upon humankind that simply buying some frivolous mass-produced good can alleviate one's mood or take away a bad feeling caused by a REAL problem, when in fact buying some random product will do nothing about the actual problem but MAY induce an hour's worth of distraction which is enough for people who have the attention span and memory of a chipmunk.

1. Omg, like my friend totally didn't text me back and I've been waiting for 2 minutes!! I'm totally gunna go to the mall and blow up my credit card now to ease this PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. FML!!!

2. Omg!! I just found out I have a Sexually Transmitted Disease and it's like sooooOOoo gross. I need some retail therapy!!! *30 min. later* This dress is so cute... why was I upset again??

by hoopladoopla December 24, 2010

Retailiate

Boycotting or otherwise protesting against a store that operates unethically or that is not consumer-friendly.

When we found out that Jack's Department Store paid its male employees 25% more than its female employees, we retailiated by putting up posters outside for Sid's Department Store.

by Cabot Wonder October 15, 2009

retaliatory flatulence

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.

"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."

by CB7652 March 20, 2015

retaliatory flatulence

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.

"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."

by CB7652 March 20, 2015

retail enema

Using the calming effect of shopping in order to relieve constipation.

“I was so fucking backed up, I had to go to target for a retail Enema. I was almost shitting before I could get my pants off.

by Cantstandya May 19, 2018