relongation

after a guy gets out of a cold pool, shrinkage occurs and he must wait up to 10 minutes for relongation to fully take place.

1-
dan: hey throw some clothes on we're going out
john: gimme a minute, I just went swimming and gotta relongate in case becky walks in on me and sees my 2 inch cock.

2-
if relongation takes more than 4 hours, see your doctor

by Jimmy Fitzgerald April 26, 2008

Matrix Reloaded

1. a bad ass film which normally lame Keanu Reeves kicks some major ass.
2. A film in which you find out Zion and the "real world" is just another matrix outside the internal matrix and that everyone is still in pods under the machines control.
3. Bad ass special effects

Opps, did I just spoil the Matric Reloaded?

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

relon

A man who is incredibly attractive, he speaks highly of himself to where some would say he's conceited, he's funny, great in bed, has an amazing body, very confident, loves to exercise, and is very loyal to those he cares about

Woman: Who is that handsome man in this magazine!
Friend: Girl that's Relon fine self

by Nonchalant36 November 25, 2018

Reloused

The state of being both relaxed and aroused at the same time.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a bj and a foot massage at the same time. I was so reloused, it was incredible. I didn't know whether to fuck her or fall asleep.

by Reloused April 23, 2011

relope

To elope with your ex.

Don flew west to relope with his ex-wife.

by kidgib March 7, 2008

ReLoad

The action of docking which is stretching your foreskin over another males penis. The reload takes place when one or both men nut while docking.

Yo! Homie, Hit me up with a reload!

by Koalahkbar May 23, 2016

surprise relocation

The act of moving an object or person from one location to another against their will.

H: What did you do last night Bill?
B: Well Henry, I drugged my little brother and dropped him off in a dumpster at the nearest sweatshop.
H: Isn't that called kidnap?
B: Hell no! It's just surprise relocation.

by eyes2thesku4u May 20, 2008