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River Recatto

Smartest Nigga in the world, but ugly asf and sucks at basketball, and gets no bitches. But roast on Versace for getting all the murrieta bitches.
I wish I can get with that girl but I'm a River Recatto.

Ex.2
Person 1: Why am I last to get picked on the basketball team?
Person 2: Because your River Recatto, just GO HOME !
by riverrecatto October 13, 2014
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Reartard

Someone who is clearly a retard and also is a homosexual.
Fred: I'm thinking of throwing a party this weekend
Carl: Nice...but dont invite andy he's a right reartard
Fred: A what?....
Carl: A REARTARD?
Fred: Dont you mean retard?
Carl: well you know andy he's dating edward and he's failed every exam he's ever taken

Fred: Yeah.....oh i get it REARTARD, thats quite clever
Carl: indeed
by Hograt September 5, 2009
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retarticals

molecular particals in your brain that make you do retarded things
"Did you see that guy walk into the teleplone pole ? "
" Yea he must have an overabundance of retarticals in his head today. "
by jeff raz May 3, 2010
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Retarteder

Being more retarted than retarted @maryorie
Casity u are more retarteder than anyone in the world .(:
by Retarteder June 30, 2018
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retartar

an adjective used to describe something that is retarted or stupid.
That retartar boy took my lunch.

School is soo retartar.
by Natttiiie November 9, 2007
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retarted

adj. similar to internet forum discussions about recordings of live Led Zeppelin concerts that get out of hand with silly arguments over the quality & merits (or lack thereof) of the recordings, while failing to recognize that the band is horribly overrated to begin with, let alone it's not worth getting all worked up over a 35-year old recording that may include someone blowing a police whistle.
"this thread is retarted"
by a.nony.mousse January 28, 2010
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Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Your Mom, and her ass.

Also Sarah Jessica Parker.
sucks ass.
Guy:Dude I picked up a Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Dude: Screw You Guy!
by Tanner J. Linares. January 9, 2011
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