road work ahead

A beautiful vine (rip 2015 (I think)-2017)

"Road work ahead, yeah I sure hope it does."

by Sam_watt May 20, 2018

road head

In Layman's Terms, ROADHEAD is when a guy gets a head, BJ, blow job, etc. while driving.

I had this girl give me ROADHEAD and she didnt swallow, got jizz on my pants - thats why I created the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT.

by www.ROADHEADrules.com April 20, 2003

road rocket

Noun: Similar to Road Soda. Alcoholic beverage consumed while in route to a destination where more alcoholic beverages will be consumed.

"Who needs a Road Rocket for the walk to the Beach?"

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

road fishing

When lacking a decent place to enjoy alcoholic beverages free from interference, road fishing is a final option. This act consists of driving around the countryside with a cooler full of beverages, allowing all passengers to 'fish' out and enjoy drinks hidden from public view. Road Fishing is only recommended in rural settings.

"Dave's parents shut down tonight's plan for a party, so we're just going to go road fishing until something new comes up."

by drBHat May 6, 2008

road to treasure

The road to treasure is trail of hair that runs from a guy's belly button down to his dink.

Girl: What do you want me to do?

Guy: Follow the road to treasure! Agush!

by wvdrtnsf May 14, 2009

road toad

The driver who insists upon constant lane-changing during heavy traffic in a useless effort to gain position in traffic. Often ends up wedged under a semi.

The road toad trying to get ahead of us is now plastered to the side of a Swift truck.

by ezemofo February 4, 2010

Road Milking

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst driving.

My morning commute was made more interesting when a trucker pulled up next to my Honda and smiled. The initial flattery I felt, believing to be caught up in a playful flirtation, turned to fear. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that the trucker was engaging in an act of wanton road milking.

by Stingyjack December 17, 2009