Rambo Day is a very special day of the year when
men congregate together and celebrate their manliness by watching a marathon of Rambo films. It is sometimes confused with the inferior holiday "Valentine’s Day", which, coincidently, happens to fall on the same
date.
However, the general awesomeness that is Rambo Day is so omnipresent that Valentine’s Day can be analogized as a candle vis-à-vis Rambo Day’
s equatorial afternoon midsummer’s day
sun (or, alternatively, a supernova).
In other
words, Rambo Day is the Chick Norris of holidays.
"Hey, you're single and want to ignore
everything Valentines Day related,
right? Want to join our bachelor
crowd have a solid Rambo Day? I'll bring the pizza!"