Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine

by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021

Quarantine Karen

That one nosy neighbor who has nothing better to do than snitching on their neighbors who sneak out to go walk their dog.

Cindy called the cops on me because I took Fido out for a walk, she’s such a Quarantine Karen.

by Ebuko April 7, 2020

Quarantine radio

A livestream started by Canadian rapper Tory Lanez during the 2020 Corona pandemic.

"Drop peach and milk emojis to be featured on QUARANTINE RADIO"

by 901drive April 10, 2020

Quarantine

synonymous in definition of the word Overused

in the year 2020, it is common practice that one must Quarantine before copulating

by YourPseudoJim March 29, 2020

Quarantini

A quarantini is when a bunch of assholes break quarantine to have a cocktail party

Billy: Hey Jim me and the wife wanna have a quarantini, wanna come?
Jim: I don’t want the fucking coronavirus asshat.

by Not da dr. Hu April 17, 2020

quarantinsanity

Going crazy as a result of the the solitude and boredom from the quarantine enforced to stop the spread of the SARS-CoV-2 virus that causes the COVID-19 disease.

noun

I think I'm suffering from quarantinsanity.

adjective

We are all going quarantinsane.

by qhm 23252 March 21, 2020

Quaranting

Your boo thing during quarantine and self-isolation.

Im about to facetime my quaranting.

I found a new quaranting.

Watching Netflix with my quaranting.

by honebooforyou March 26, 2020