Quarantime

All this extra time I know you have while the world is on lock down.

"I know you got the quarantime to help me put away this laundry."

"Did you see all those hoe pics Karen just posted? She must have a lot of quarantime to be getting it!"

by princeasslea March 22, 2020

Quarantini

A quarantini is when a bunch of assholes break quarantine to have a cocktail party

Billy: Hey Jim me and the wife wanna have a quarantini, wanna come?
Jim: I don’t want the fucking coronavirus asshat.

by Not da dr. Hu April 17, 2020

Quaranti

A drink consisting of;

30ml vodka
30ml gin
30ml vermouth
Olive, lime or lemon

15ml corona

Can be stored shaker or, stirred in a used glass with 4 dirty insanitised fingers

A drink to share

I will have quaranti please to make it easy to spread the diseasie

by Andy n Jo March 24, 2020

Quaranting

Your boo thing during quarantine and self-isolation.

Im about to facetime my quaranting.

I found a new quaranting.

Watching Netflix with my quaranting.

by honebooforyou March 26, 2020

Quarantine Bomb

Taking an Irish Car Bomb (Lunchbox in Ireland) to ease the boredom of literally everything getting cancelled due to Corona virus.

It's 5:00. Nothing better to do. Time for a quarantine bomb.

by Adambom42 March 28, 2020

quarantinee

Noun: A person who is isolating him/herself.
Someone who is in quaranita

I’m a married quarantinee which means i’m this close to stab my husband.

by Urbanee April 7, 2020

Quarantine Zombies

what the world will turn into if quarantine last any longer

OH NO QUARANTINE ZOMBIES!!!

by ProfessionalDr.PepperAddict April 7, 2020