Quartus Saul

The utterly filthiest of Dubstep producers, Quartus Saul is the Dubstep Alias of the producer Dennis G. M. He also produces Drum'n'bass under the names Phlex. He is known to feed off of overdosed candy kids who faint instantaneously upon hearing his music.

I went the the Quartus Saul concert with a few of boys, I'm the only one left.

by FckdUrMom May 4, 2011

Quarter Test

A test of the firmness and overall composition of the posterior, typically that of the female. The test involves one person attempting to successfully bounce a quarter off of the test subject's derrière and then measuring that subsequent bounce. It is commonly accepted that if a clean bounce launches the quarter about one to two feet into the air, then the test subject has passed. In the fortunate case that the quarter reaches heights above those aforementioned, then the particular pair of buttocks under scrutiny are considered "Serious Badonk". For information on what one's rump is considered when it "swallows" the quarter, please refer to "Cottage Cheese Ass"

Marcus: Boi, I heard you got yo'self a brand new hoe! How dat ass be workin' out fo'ya?

Tre: Shiiieeettt, nigga you know dat bitch be passin' the quarter test!

Marcus: Aaahhhhh! Dat ass must be thicka' than a muthafucka!

Tre: Nigga, you know it!

by TheMainKraut July 17, 2016

office quarterback

a manager that is infamously known for handing off their work and other useless assignments to you that they could and should be doing themselves

The office quarterback just handed off a bunch of her assignments to me, AGAIN!

by Disgruntled_in_SJ April 2, 2011

Quarter Gib

Speaking negatively about other groups of people for only part of the night.

He was okay and only pulled a quarter gib this time.

by jaime jaime August 26, 2006

quartez

A very loyal person. He’s very laid back but when you get to know him he’s a wonderful person. Very goofy though. People love him but he doesn’t really open up to everyone.

1. “You like Quartez? I mean doesn’t everyone!”

by GeekyQueen November 2, 2018

Quarter Horn

A useless co-worker, which is constantly scamming more time off to watch rockets blast off. Also known as the ether bunny and da-Klown.

Shhhhh!!!! Here comes Quarter Horn. I wonder what scam he planning now??

by Da Klown February 2, 2019

QuaranKing

A man who locks himself into his germ-free domicile during a pandemic, leaving only for necessities such as medicine and groceries while heralding himself the world’s top interlocked individual.

“John considered himself the QuaranKing of the Upper West Side during the Covid-19 Crisis, but thought Adam hoarded toilet paper better...”

by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020