up the pumper

A term usually reserved for anal intercourse.

Don't waste yer time bro'; that bitch don't take it up the pumper.

by Mark November 23, 2003

Pussy Pumper

Mans sex toy

Finley takes good care of his pussy pumper

by James March 10, 2003

Marshmellow pumper

a guy who only has sex with fat pale white women

I like going to the club with Mike cuz he's a Marshmellow pumper which leaves all the hot girls for me.

Girl,the only man you can get is a Marshmellow pumper

by ZootieMac September 5, 2010

Cock Pumper

One who pumps a cock much like when your jacking up a car to try and break off the huge black 12 inch cock

Man she was so good then she turned into a cock pumper. I kicked that bitch out

by Will Deshazo June 11, 2006

Plumber Pumper

Somebody who only has sex with a really fat person of the opposite sex. This person either likes a lot of cushion for the pushin or weight with the mate. The partner can be either ugly or hot, but mostly likely there going to be ugly ;)

Dude # 1: In the past year, I've had sex with Cindy, Faith, Monica, and Stephanie. What about you?

Dude # 2: Dude I've porked Brianna, Melannie, and Rebecca.

Dude # 1: DUDE! Those chicks are fat as hell, what are you a plumber pumper!?

by Croatian Sensation1 August 9, 2010

Heart pumper

A girl/boy who makes your heart pump faster every time you see or talk to her/him. Similar to eye candy. So charming and really good looking that your heart feels as if its pumping a great deal.

John passed by Staci
Staci turned around to her friend Beth and said "John is such a heart pumper!" Beth replied with a wry goofy smile on her face "He really is a heart pumper! So georgus!"

by Anastasia Caraway December 20, 2010

pumper

anyone who is an asshole, arrogant, shitnick, abnoxious, mother fucker, son of a bitch & married to same, who upsets people & neighbours alike, person who has to spend all his time pumping his slashed tyes up, a total shit.

Nick the Prick from Wrexham is a pumper a real (Twanker)

by David Willie July 25, 2007