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protest warrior

1. An organization of right-wing Americans that visit "peace" rallies, to see just how peaceful they are when their opposition exercises their freedom of speech.
2. A member of the Protest Warrior organization.
The Protest Warrior found a booth for communism set up at a "peace" rally.
by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004
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protestfag

A member of the 4chan online community who insists on protesting against the Church of Scientology, usually while wearing a Guy Fawkes mask to protect his/her identity.

Protestfags are widely considered a large part of a phenomenon known as "The cancer killing /b/." This means that they are widely blamed for /b/'s decline in quality and popularity.
Newfag: DOWN WITH SCIENTOLOGY!!!

Oldfag: stfu protestfag.
by BioGhost June 19, 2008
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Anti-war Protestor

One who arrogantly condemns "the other side" (e.g. Republicans) for being "ignorant sheep" who can't think for themselves, whereas it never enters their minds that someone can be intelligent and educated while still conceding the unfortunate necessity of war; that someone can disapprove of George W. Bush's administration but still applaud the removal of Saddam Hussein from power; that someone can side with the government and not be a brainwashed fascist; that someone can believe humans have nobler aspirations that look past their own self-interests.

***Intentionally spelled incorrectly as the proper entry (Anti-war Protester) is much less popular.***
"1. Someone who actually questions what their government tells them, thus fulfilling the very idea of democracy
2. A person with enough intelligence to see right through Bush and recognize him for the moron he is
3. Anybody who opposes people who think that they can launch a war without the world's support." ~ Anti-war Protestor
by SomethingWitty June 12, 2008
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antiwar protestor

1- One whose personal philosophy is that a certain war, or war in general is immoral and wrong, and openly expresses his/her contempt for war. Not all anti-war protesters are irritating, whiny Bush-bashers...some, but not all. (spelled "anti-war protester")

2- A phrase that can cause people to get into large, pointless shouting/swearing matches against one another.
The anti-war protesters gathered in front of the Capitol to express their feelings about the war.
by Atticus July 8, 2004
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Protest warrior

A group of neocon "FREEDOM-FIGHTER" college students whose main objective is to scare the "LIBERAL PUSSIES" out of their right to freedom of speech by crashing their "FASCIST DEMONSTRATIONS", and to squeal about the left, and allow people like Ann Coulter to trample over the dignity of the Liberals.

Of course, their bark is much worse than their bite.

The only reason why anyone knows about them is the fact that so many people are so scared of them for some reason. These ingrates "FIGHT" to dismember things like the ACLU, yet it is the ACLU that allows them to exist. Even though they are militantly pro-war, most of them don't enlist, and thus aren't even willing to defend the ideals they champion.

I say to Liberals:
Don't beat up on the wee "PROTEST WARRIORS", they aren't worth your stones and fists. Just don't listen to them. They have the right to exist as a group, but never forget that you do to.
It's about time that we stop paying attention to these opportunistic and self-deluded snobs, or else we'll end up in a place as hopeles as theirs.

And also remember: America was not founded as a nation of Conservatives or Liberals.
Protest Warrior = peaceful terrorist = something scary but unable of fighting.
by El_Haggis September 18, 2006
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protest

A temporary gathering of people designed to speak out against a cause or political event. Rarely works because the politicians who are being protested against usually send the riot police to "calm down" the protesters.
Nowadays, protests are held for the stupidest of reasons, such as censoring a cartoon that is beng shown on some television show, or preventing a grocery store from being built on an old parking lot, or animal rights.
by AYB July 19, 2003
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Yo Mama Joke Protest

The revolt and protest organized by people who hate or disagree with Yo mama jokes. These uproars of protest and disgust usually come from mothers, and sometimes fathers. Most of the time they are posted via Internet or emailing to sites, but occasionally mobs of moms will get really physical. Here is a prime example of protest: this message left by a working mom on www.joke-pages.com:

"You can kiss my two cakes togetha losers!!! You all dissin me on dis here computer callin me FAT when you da fat asses eating yo krispy kremes and stickin it around yo penis's and dilly do's!!!!
I'm tired of all these yo momma jokes, I mean seriously, what about yo fatha?!?!! I mean I fuckin pissed a fuckin baby, jesus fuckin christ. And you all callin me a fatty cakes!!!"
-From: Yo Motha; 8/24/2004
Thousands of angry mothers were tired of all of the snaps and insults aimed towards them, so they finally began to start fighting back. They organized a Yo mama joke protest that paraded down 5th Street.
by Hugh Jass February 23, 2005
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