Prosticunt

When one is so slutty and rude that they are both a mixture of a prostitute and a cunt.

Mimi is such a f***ing prosticunt!

by whavercroft January 10, 2011

baby prostitute

A young girl who's not old enough to be a slut, but she is one.

Janis: What is this smell?
Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute.
Cady: Thanks!

by Rayffle April 23, 2009

Prestitute

An noun, referring to a person in power who "sells out" for some personal gain, betraying his/her supposed ideals. See sellout.

Michael: "Man, can you believe what Dean Thorpe did? He just just cancelled the Thanksgiving Dinner for the homeless so he could buy his very own Lotus Elise!"

Steven: "Really? What a prestitute."

by solidlennon7 November 19, 2009

ProstiTuition

To pay for your college tuition through prostitution.

Mary used ProstiTuition to pay for this semester. She does not like to fill out lengthy forms for scholarships.

by Tha Cuddla April 21, 2004

emotional prostitute

One who provides emotional fulfullment for another person in exchange for money or goods. This may be accomplished where the Emotional Prostitute pretends to care or actually cares about the customer's emotional issues.

I am an Emotional Prostitute. For fifty dollars I will listen to your problems and make you believe I actually care.

by thoughtlesspig November 26, 2010

prostate exam

When a man (typically over 40) gets his insurance to pay for someone to stick some fingers up his asshole.

Me: I'm going to the doctor for my prostate exam.

Friend: Are you sure you don't want me to finger bang you instead?

by BlackMambaBoughtMeARing November 16, 2015

Survey Prostitution

A lowly form of income for destitute college students, involving the completion of online or mail-in surveys and questionnaires for some kind of compensation, usually monetary in nature. Oftentimes, the actual content of the answers to the survey has been fabricated to make the survey taker (student) eligible to receive the compensation.

A: "Hey dude, how'd you make all that money?"
B: "Survey prostitution, man!"
A: "What's that?"
B: "It's where I take surveys for money!"

by Nyetzovoot October 17, 2008