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pooter parrot

The act of pooting on anothers shoulder leaving an odor that perches on their shoulder as if it were a parrot. Usually done to an unsuspecting co-worker while he is sitting in his desk chair.
::Marco creeps up to James' shoulder while he is sitting in his chair::
Marco: POOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
James: aww dude!!! that pooter parrot is gonna be NOO GOOD!
Marco: haha yeah, enjoy it you piratey bitch!
::Marco runs back to his chair giggling::
Pooter Parrot: squak!!
by MakoSama September 10, 2008
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Poota/ Puta

a hor/whore/prostiitute/amber lemon
by michaela! and lydia! February 1, 2006
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Pooter Hood

A fat girl's lowest fat roll, closest to the pooter, aka twat, pussy, ill na na, etc.
Don't be shy, lift up that pooter hood, theys some good pussy under there!
by Sistahray September 25, 2008
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pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.
Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.
by big mama jdog May 2, 2006
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The Pooter

The pooter makes the most realistic fart noises known to man. The pooter is used to get funny reactions out of people.
Hold the pooter in your hand and squeeze it as you walk by someone They will either look, become disgusted,or walk away real fast, and possibly all of the above and more!
by The World Famous Pooter January 13, 2009
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Poot Sack

1a. Another term for rectum - mainly, the area which abdominal gas (a fart) builds up right before it is released from the anus.

b. The very bottom of the Descending Colon, or the very top of the anus.

2. Also used to describe an individual who is acting as an asshole, creep or
jackass.

3. Best known as an alternative term for “Up Yours” when preceded by the following words:
“Blow it out ya’…
Example 1:
-Employee firing himself in front of Boss-

BOSS: “John, your THC test came back positive.”

EMPLOYEE: “How could that be?”

BOSS: “May it be that you smoke marijuana,
or drink a lot of Mt. Dewww, perhaps?” j/k

EMPLOYEE: “EF YOU! BLOW IT OUT YA’ POOT SACK! I QUIT!”
________________________

Example 2:
Hunter's mom wears her jeans all the way up in her Poot Sack.
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Example 3:
"I feel a biscuit 'bout ta' float out my Poot Sack."
by Chase&Crash March 14, 2007
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POOTA

I'm not going to debate you any further if you can't tread on facts, instead of POOTA statistics.
by wrenchmonkey August 3, 2013
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