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Greenie Protocol

Due to various sa reasons, Freshman (greenies) are left out of upper divisions.

Reasons may include Bias due to experience and Safety/Size liabilities
Freshman: Box is gonna be great this year
Freshman 2: We aren't allowed to play Box this year
Freshman: Great another death at the hands of a Greenie Protocol
by Wdzy August 9, 2019
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Porno Protocol

The plan set in motion when you back out a group chat by getting one other person to send porn/ nudity as a coverup for you leaving
Ethan initiate the porno protocol now!!!!
by YEETOMYMEATO January 19, 2020
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kyoto protocol

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.
- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?
by beatrizzz November 11, 2020
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Ghost Protocol

When you poop and you feel the poo, and you even hear the splash(maybe), but it goes down the toilet chute far enough that you can't see it and then when you go to wipe there's nothing there.
You won't believe me, but I had Korean barbecue last night and I just ghost protocol-ed.
by Nagilabro412 January 17, 2022
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Lens Protocol

Lens Protocol is a composable
and decentralized Web3 social graph
, ready for you to build on so you can focus on creating a great experience, not scaling your users. This can be used to connect with community without any boundaries and easily monetize content without adds giving users your content ownership

Developers build there apps similar to the Web2 ones for the community to use such as:
Lenster - something like Twitter

Lenstube - something like Youtube

lensta - something like Instagram

And much more
I recently moved from Twitter to Lens / Lens Protocol after i got suspended on X for my thoughts i love it
by DanIsNearby December 6, 2022
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410 Protocol

The act of offering a "conditional olive branch" in a damaged relationship. It is the transition from total detachment to cautious vulnerability. It represents the moment one person decides to stop being the only one "breaking the ice" and demands that trust be earned through consistency rather than just words. It is not an act of weakness but a final invitation for the other person to step up.

I can trust you, if you want me to... is a consent to give it another chance together. Given the circumstances to date there's nothing to base unconditional trust on... when an invitation is given its genuine... to test iced waters, somebody has to break the ice. Trust builds with time just as love does with understanding and consistency. Its not that i dont want to do it BUT will only for your sake. Its more that you need to give me the love, understanding, consistency in actions (if you want me) to build that trust back.
“I’m tired of the back-and-forth, so I’m giving the 410 protocol. The ice is broken but if you want to stay in the water, you have to start swimming. My love and trust when given are always exclusive and genuine.
by Love you too January 18, 2026
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Jordan Protocol

Rehab tactic where the PTA absolutely kicks the patient’s ass with a workout so intense that they are rendered semi-conscious and glued to the couch for the rest of the day. They are thus unable to engage in any more therapy for the week. Often leads to implementation of the Justin fall-back maneuver out of necessity.
Mrs. Jones was sleeping when I got there after the Jordan protocol, and not able to move for the rest of that week.
by jwkenne March 11, 2026
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