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nipple pouches

Big heavy dense sacs of breast meat hanging from a girls shoulders on the front side of her body, under her head.
Look at that that girl! She is cute and she has big, swinging nipple pouches
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Paint Some Porcelain

To discharge liquid feces violently into the toilet, resulting in a colorful toilet bowl.
Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.
by Queenworks December 15, 2008
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Ride the porcelain pony

Take an exceptionally good crap.
Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.
by LD June 11, 2004
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Pounce and Bounce

In other words- 'Hit it and quit it'.
When an individual stumbles upon a random stranger and decides to perform sexual intercourse on the particular creature, the pounce is accomplished. Hopefully no one was diseased. (The pounce appears to occur most frequently while intoxicated.) They then hastily gather their belongings, and leave the room. The bounce has officially been completed. Unfortunately, the bouncer often experiences a walk of shame following their departure.
Morgan: "Where have you been?"
Jane: "Uhh.."
Morgan: "And where is your shoe?"
Jane: "Pounce and bounce.."
Morgan: "That doesn't explain the shoe.."
Jane: "I was trying to avoid a walk of shame, so I ran... and I lost my shoe on the quad coming back to the dorm."
Morgan: "Nicely done, Cinderella."
by Morgan2 September 17, 2010
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Slouch Pouch

Phoebe: OMG Stacy, I saw the grossest ball sack yesterday. He was ancient.

Stacy: You mean a slouch pouch?
by xtina1313 May 25, 2015
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driving the porcelain bus

When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.
Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!
by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004
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porcelain goddess

Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.
Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.
by Eduardo III July 4, 2005
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