Dutchman's Porridge

The art of spraying the toilet bowl with diarrhea

Man I was at this party the other night and was busting to piss but someone had left a fresh bowl of Dutchman's porridge in there so I just pee'd in the corner and left

by Benza August 2, 2019

porridge fingers

Fingering a girl with a yeast infection

I finger fucked her and got porridge fingers

by Dredheadally November 4, 2017

Bellybutton porridge

The vile smegma found deep within the bowels of your remnant maternal birthing tether. Resembles porridge.

Make sure you wash all your Orifice’s to prevent bellybutton porridge from accumulating

by Pink Enstink June 13, 2021

Porridge Oats

To make love in a particularly oaty way.
See "Fruit syrup" as an extention.

"Man, we made porridge oats last night!"

"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"

by Tumblebumbl August 28, 2018

Whipping the porridge

A euphemism for masturbation

C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.

by The Admiral is what I call my March 3, 2016

Gerry Porridge

Crazy Guy, loves cocaïne and his mother Liesbeth. Lives in leather pants.

Gerry Porridge had shit his pants again.

by Flip case hoesje November 24, 2021

porridge orridge

This is when your mouth carries on talking and your brain stops hi kings and shot just keeps falling out , porridge orrisge

I'm gunna eat more porridge orridge oh shit that just kept on falling out

by K30xty September 12, 2017