EmotionalSpork's definitions
The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
"Man, you've got something on your collar there."
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
by EmotionalSpork December 7, 2017
Get the morning porridgemug.