Poot

An exclamation, usually said when things do not go the speaker's way.
Variation: pooty

"Well poot! I really wanted to go there today, but it's closed..."

by Tatari June 10, 2003

Pooted

A more retarded way of saying Pooped.

girl 1: I pooted on your lawn!
girl 2: I'm calling the cops!

by JeanieXO October 20, 2009

Poot

Swear word used by Agnus Nitt of the Discworld books.

oh poot i have no idea what to do.

by Semajal June 11, 2003

poot

Weed that has already been used in a vaporizer such as a volcano

We hit the vape then emptied out the poot into Le Poot Cup.

by ducksleeping January 26, 2009

poot

the person formerly known as the rook/kardiac kid/the phantom.

my name is poot.-as said by poot

by isaac December 14, 2004

poot

A person who looks like a potato/thumb/toe

you are a poot.

by CF/JTF June 2, 2016

Pooted

Adjective. A car that is not clean, and has high mileage

Example1
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?

Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.

Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?

Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.

by VR6BDF March 14, 2019