pootastesgood

A cool page on Instagram. Doesnt actually eat poo.

"Pootastesgood is really cool!" "Yeah dude they are so amazing"

by MAR60 August 31, 2021

Pootster

Pooh, Honey, Babe or any sort of name to say to someone you love.

What are you doing pootster?

by Youngboi97 November 29, 2021

pootastic

The state of being incredibly pooish.

Person 1: Dude, Caroline is being so pootastic!
Person 2: Seriously, what's her deal?

by bobert47 October 20, 2008

pootexter

One who is pretending to be in the bathroom taking a crunch but is actually secretly texting someone.

Jane: Sally, where did your boyfriend go?
Sally: He thinks I don't know but he in the bathroom pootexting his next booty call. He's such a friggin pootexter.
Jane: What an asshole!

by JoJo_Love June 18, 2010

pooptester

Pooptester: one who tests poop

"Hey look at Alaina pooptesting!" "Yeah she does that a lot, she's a pooptester"

by MZ101 August 29, 2010

Photastrophy

noun; When a person in front of you, during the taking of a photo, places their head/body/drink/etc... in the exact position of your face - thus rendering only a fraction of your face visible in the picture.

Person 1: That was a really nice picture of the group last night. Why were you not in the picture? I thought you were there...

Person 2: I actually was there! John caused a "photastrophy" by standing directly in front of me and cutting me out of the picture.

Person 1: Yeah, John's a scumbag.

by packersaregoinfortwo June 1, 2011

pooposterous

contrary to reason or common sense, utterly absurd or ridiculous in the context of shit

steve- i know it was you who shit on face last night while i was passed out drunk
tom- calm down steve, just put down the microwave it wasnt me
steve- that pooposterous! theres poop all over your hand, i caught you shit hannded, and now your gona get the shit handed to you real good

by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013