pooaxe

n. a dick head that messed something up.

The pooaxe smashed his car again

by TheZed January 13, 2005

Poocake

An extra large poo poo suprise.. can take a very long time to create.

"Dude, that thing is fucking huge!"
"I know, I made it, it's a poocake!" :D

by KatKat and LouLou July 20, 2009

pootang

Another name for pussy

Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!

by FiLaBoY May 31, 2006

Pootator

Noun - One who is so controlling that they go so far as to limit the time a person can spend in the bathroom

I was taking a load off with the Sunday funnies and the Pootator started yelling, "You've been in there too long"

by Duecey 2 December 16, 2008

Pooballs

A nickname given to a person who can party all night and does some of the most fucked up things you can think of. Pooballers can drink more then any other person at the party. They do the most insane drugs yet are not addicted.

"Hey want to go to town?"

"You won't be able too, Pooballs puffed them all down."

"Stupid fucking spooks ate all the BBQ chicken!"

by SPK801 June 18, 2009

Poetaster

An amateurish poet. Usually teenagers prone to angst. Additionally, most poetasters believe that they are incredibly talented and that they are the only ones who understand their emo-ness and tendencies toward self-injury.

Dude, I hate Writer's Workshop. It's really just a big Poetasters Anonymous meeting in there. And the instructor sucks ass.

by Sparky March 2, 2005

Pootachè

When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.

When Michael got excited during sexual intercourse Jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè

by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009