poonslap

To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.

Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!

by sembms June 15, 2011

Poonstache

Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.

I just sharted in his Poonstache.

by Simonius January 8, 2006

poods.is.daddy

Really, one of the greatest founding fathers that are still alive. They say that when God is not looking, Poods is always. Some say that even Jesus committed suicide because of his fear of Poods. In one clap Poods can make galaxies burst ino flames. Poods.Is.Daddy is his full name and must always be respected and loved.

Guy 1: Bro I just talked to poods.is.daddy and he told me he wanted to clap

Guy 2: *dies*

by _yeet.god_ March 2, 2019

pooiss

taking a poo while simultaneously taking a piss. "Pooiss" is the combination of both words.

Yesterday, i saved so much time on the shitter, i was pooissing, it saved me 37 seconds. Yes!

by loadednine November 23, 2006

Poofsh

(pronounced: Pooh-fh-shh)

A word to express a great confusion, or an insult.

Derived from either poopshit / douche

What the poofsh?,
Shut up you poofsh.,
Where the poofsh are my keys?,
Quit bein a poofsh,

by Logan Pageiddle February 4, 2009

poolsville

A place in Montgomery County, Maryland where all the hicks live

Hick: Hey man, I live in poolsville!
Me: I'm sorry.

by Attaq January 16, 2004

poofs

A group of queers who are in between gay and strait.

"Oh,me and Fanny are right poofs. Atleast I hope we are."

by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006