Poor-man's chioppino

A concoction of French salad dressing and dead bugs collceted from light fixtures. The mixture is usually consumed on a dare by dishwashers or busboys who are bored out of their skulls and start making their own fun.

If I eat this piece of raw bacon you've got to down a glass of poor-man's chioppino.

by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006

poor man's abortion

Striking a pregnant woman in suck a way as to deliberately cause her to miscarry.

"Yeah my girlfriend was pregnant but I gave her a poor man's abortion"

by jjjk July 29, 2006

Poor-man's virgin

The use of a slice of smoked ham to simulate a hymen.

She said she'd never been with a man before, but I found a package of prosciutto under the bed in the morning, so I think she may have just been a Poor-man's virgin.

by amsclark February 11, 2010

Poor Man's Dynamometer

A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.

I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.

The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.

by Longfingers December 21, 2010

Poor Man's Holiday

The extra Friday in a month where you get paid 3 times. This only works for someone who is paid bi-weekly.

Finally!!! I'm glad today is a poor man's holiday, i've got bills to pay.

by Mr.JrKKK May 19, 2011

Poor Mans Red

Removing the filter to any cigarette to give that soothing "red" flavour that any real cigarette smoker enjoys best.

Mikey D: Hey Jimmy you got any reds man, I'm out.
Jimmy: Nah man alls I got are these shitty ass Paul Maul Blues...Hold on a sec though(breaks Filter off from cigarette)... Here you go man.
Mikey D:You son a of a bitch........You're a Fucking GENIOUS!!!!...hehe poor mans red

by Isaac1200 February 15, 2013

Poor Man's Pipe

A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.

Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.

by Jockco willy May 6, 2013