poopapotamus

A gerthy poop that is gernally 6 inches long, that lurks right below the surface of the toilet water and ominously floats in circles.

As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me

by Buck Nasty Senior August 7, 2012

Poopack

The Hoopoe (The bird who has a comb on his/her head.He was the wise bird of the Prophet Soleyman,who was able to understand the animals' language and speak with them)."Poopack" is the persian name of Hoopoe. It is also called Shaneh-beh-sar.

"Poopack" is a persian name used for girls.

by Poopack December 31, 2004

Poopalality

a combination of the girl’s current poopsability with her poopalarity. This value can never be 1 or 10, but is judged on a 1-10 scale.

John: She's not that hot.
Sean: Yea but she's decent, and she's got potential. I'd give her a 7 in poopalality.

by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

poopahoosifits

a fit of uncontrollable laughter brought on by nothing in particular

1. My easily amused friend experiences an instance of poopahoosifits as least twice a day.

2. As the professor began her mind-numbing lecture, we all broke into poopahoosifitses.

by Mai T. May 5, 2006

Poolaxin

when you are hanging out at the pool doing nothing but soaking up the sun the cooling off maybe a frosty beverage, repete, much like chillaxin but with a pool involved, not to be used with a lake, ocean, river or creek

we were poolaxin at my house after the long humid day in the sun

by jasbtin June 14, 2010

poopalicious

Sarcastic and purposefully immature word for "delicious".

Adam: How's your dinner?
Steve: Poopalicious!

by ryan y February 23, 2005

Pooparican

A trashy, classless, lisping, peurtorican hoe, generally named Maria, that deserves to be mung jumped (see Mung Jumping) Pooparicans are typically poopy, inside and out. It is normally apparent that they cannot afford to shower, as their hair is greasy, and teeth are the same color as there skin (poop colored) and their facial features are smushed together into the center of their face. (example Jay Leno)

WARNING POOPARICANS ARE TOXIC, if you come into contact with one, IMMEDIATELY douse yourself with anti-bacterial soap, and take a trip to the clinic to get an HIV test!

Work Experience: basically looking like shit (no pun intended), spreading STD's to numerous men in one night, and some prostitution.

How to spot a pooparican: LOOK IN THE TOILET!

SK: Maria's skin is the color of poop
LA: Yeah, I know she's a Pooparican

by Sarah and Lucy February 26, 2008