poopidicki

when your friend(mark) has intercourse with his bf and poop's on his dick

"DUDE MARKS A POOPIDICKI MACHINE"

by stjudtyjuyujtdyjutdgy April 11, 2017

PoopyDick

When you are sent against your will to perform a task or job that is impossible ex (suicide mission) and you get so pissed you have emotional poopy dick.

What's wrong with Spencer? Stay away from him he was sent to fix a Nazi ironer with the wrong parts 7 times in a row, it's given him PoopyDick "This shitty machine is got my dick all poopy!" -Spencer

by DJ Sock Starcher June 7, 2023

Poopdeck Annie

A goofball pseudonym often chosen for its charming and lighthearted vibe.

Poopdeck Annie, a name so uncanny, ask me again, and I’ll kick you in the fanny!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2023

limp poop dick

It's what happens when you are hammering a girls backside and you pull out to find your member covered in shit. This mood killer causes "limp poop Dick".

I was really getting it until I was hit with limp poop dick.

by Low b December 19, 2016

poop dick

In addition to the other definitions listed...

(noun) a man who engages in anal sex with any other; the giver; the aggressor.

(transitive verb) to poop dick someone would be to penetrate the poo cutter of another.

(noun) Is that poop dick? Yeah! That's him alright! And that's poop dick's victim.

(transitive verb) I poop dicked a girl for the first time last night, but she didn't much enjoy it.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 9, 2008

Poop-dick Malone

Noun; Having an undesirable/terrible result. Usually used with heavy sarcasm

"Hey Caleb, how did your game of cribbage go"?

"Poop-dick Malone bro. I got smoked by my girlfriend".

by Gronkum May 31, 2017

fudge packin poop dick

someone who does anal sex then pulls their dick out and it has shit on it; a person with a poopy dick

"Dude, I saw this fag at the mall the other day and he looked like a fudge packin poop dick."

by Da Plague(James) February 23, 2008