PoonKing

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 6, 2009

reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009

pounding your flounder

The act of masturbation.

"Did you get caught pounding your flounder when your parents came down for the family orgasm"

by echzthskltiu March 21, 2009

poondangle

Very very loose labia, aka hang low pussy lips.

Damn girl, your poondangle looks like a pack of raw bacon!!! or maybe an Arbys roast beef?

by Gordon Howard January 14, 2008

pounding vag

The act of rough sex to destroy the famale reproductive organs.

I was pounding vag like crazy in the phillipines.

by David Gaertner January 4, 2008

pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

by anonymous February 26, 2002

Pounding the Silage

a term used by country people in the act of having sex.

Were you guys pounding the silage last night?

by country girls January 5, 2010