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Poohead Lol

a very offensive swear word that can only be used in desperate measures and has the potential to kill
Person 1 :UR GAY LOL.

Person 2: OH YEAH? WELL UR A POOHEAD LOL.

Person 1 fucking dies lmao
by Corn Man Head Guy September 1, 2018
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Pooha

Pooha can be used to describe someone who has made you upset, or who you think is stupid. It is mostly used in a joking manner.
Billy is such a pooha!”
You’re a pooha!”
by gingding May 11, 2020
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Poohder

He is really nice , funny and kind . A poohder will go out their way to make u smile and laugh. He's a really nice guy . He doesn't play about his family. And has good style , a lot of money and very handsome .💚🤍
Poohder: *comes in with a hotdog on bike*
Me: where did u get that from?
Poohder: were bbq by my house .
Me: I had no idea nobody told me.
Poohder: do u want me to go get u some?
Me:yes my hungry.
Me : I'm jp 😂
Poohder: *leaves*
***5 minutes later***
Poohder : *pulls up with a hotdog on his bike*
by Ilovepoohder June 18, 2022
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Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.
I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........
by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008
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poodaphile

someone who likes to have anal sex and push the shit further up the rectal cavtiy with his penis.
the dude is such a poodaphile he loves cramming shit.
by Porcelain Buddah September 19, 2008
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Poohawk

A shampoo mohawk, typically formed by the "showeree" while showering.
Frank: I like to sing in the shower and make poohawks with my hair.
Randy: God you're amazing.
by Arianne October 29, 2007
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Poosday

another name for the worst day of the week; Tuesday.
Oh crap, it's Poosday. All my math homework is due today. And my english paper. And I have three tests.
by F Diddy! October 27, 2010
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