a very offensive swear word that can only be used in desperate measures and has the potential to kill
by Corn Man Head Guy September 1, 2018
Get the Poohead Lol mug.Pooha can be used to describe someone who has made you upset, or who you think is stupid. It is mostly used in a joking manner.
by gingding May 11, 2020
Get the Pooha mug.He is really nice , funny and kind . A poohder will go out their way to make u smile and laugh. He's a really nice guy . He doesn't play about his family. And has good style , a lot of money and very handsome .💚🤍
Poohder: *comes in with a hotdog on bike*
Me: where did u get that from?
Poohder: were bbq by my house .
Me: I had no idea nobody told me.
Poohder: do u want me to go get u some?
Me:yes my hungry.
Me : I'm jp 😂
Poohder: *leaves*
***5 minutes later***
Poohder : *pulls up with a hotdog on his bike*
Me: where did u get that from?
Poohder: were bbq by my house .
Me: I had no idea nobody told me.
Poohder: do u want me to go get u some?
Me:yes my hungry.
Me : I'm jp 😂
Poohder: *leaves*
***5 minutes later***
Poohder : *pulls up with a hotdog on his bike*
by Ilovepoohder June 18, 2022
Get the Poohder mug.The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.
Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.
Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.
I'll never poodank again!
Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........
Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........
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Get the Poohawk mug.Oh crap, it's Poosday. All my math homework is due today. And my english paper. And I have three tests.
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