pootles

A goob-like person who mutes himself a lot by accident on teamspeak. Also likes casual walks.

Good evening pootles!

by Lord Max December 28, 2018

ol' poofter guts

a gay who likes it in the ass-which leads to the stomach-hence 'guts" poofter obviously being another word for a fag

the poofter had it so deep it was in his guts!hence "check out ol' poofter guts"!!

by dildonose January 23, 2010

Woofter poofter

an extremely gay person

you - “i’m gay!” me - “no you’re a woofter poofter!”

by toxivity November 24, 2021

poofter

a straight male acting/commenting in a flamboyant manner while twisted out of their mind

after killing a J in tkpk, sam mentioned how much he enjoys gigantic poos which isnt entirely differentfrom anal sex...and subsequently called a poofter

by PePe_Le_Pue December 14, 2004

poofter bitch

Someone who really shits you.

You are one hell of a poofter bitch

by Bird March 17, 2005

pootle

Casual form of greeting.

Dec: "Pootle, Neb."
Ben: "Pootle."

by DecTyson July 5, 2006

Pootle berry muffin pie

A nice thing to snuggle with lots of hair. Good on sofa's. Can be soporific

Oooh my lovely McFadden-boy, you are such a cuddly snuggle puffin. Come over here Poot!

by Caroline November 17, 2003