Definitions by dildonose

ol' poofter guts 

a gay who likes it in the ass-which leads to the stomach-hence 'guts" poofter obviously being another word for a fag

the poofter had it so deep it was in his guts!hence "check out ol' poofter guts"!!

ol' poofter guts by dildonose January 23, 2010

poofta flaps 

a gay woman

she is the female equivilent of a poofta ,but with labia-hence the term poofta flaps

poofta flaps by dildonose January 23, 2010

thumbwave 

when your pounding a bird hard and you shove your thumb up her jaxi,twirl it around her asshole till she blows chunks-and then you pull it out and there is a lARGE CHOCOLATE chip on the end of your thumb abd you frantically wave your hand around down beside the bed to get the nasty stinky hershey bar off you r thumb-hence the wave!

last week when i was fingereing a bird in the dirtbox(and she was a right fatty) and i diddled her ass with my thumb and out came a big old snickers bar!! so i gave her the 'thumbwave' and told her to to get out of dodge!

thumbwave by dildonose January 23, 2010