poontanger

A man that goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat from their sweaty poons.

Dave: Why does Steve always hang around the bike
racks?

Phil: Because he likes to smell the girls bike seats,
the dirty POONTANGER.

by D.P.K. December 28, 2007

poontagonist

The object of one's sexual desire/frustration who lends to the overall dramatic plot of one's own carnal existence. Can be used in fictional or real-life terms.

Stumpy: 'Dat prop Estella Havisham in "Great Expectations" is merely da poontagonist of Phillip; had he shagged dat fine bitch-ass he'd of moved on to all dem ripe artshop ho's who be wantin' on him and wulda neva looked back!

Butch: You've never appreciated Dickens' work.

by Last-droP May 14, 2008

pooflakes

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney

" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "

by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

Poopta Gupta

After defecating and then showering, the resulting goop in the perineum area.

"Damn, after I shat and showered I had a bad case of poopta gupta. I'm gonna go tell Samantha about it."

by Jason Schwartzman March 1, 2008

Poofaced

When you get absolutely pissed up and can't see what your doing, as if someone has put shit in ur eyes.

''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''

by Mikee dizzle May 11, 2007

pooptastrophe

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.

OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!

by sgtvdub January 20, 2009

pooptasm

The action of having an orgasm from pooping.

Dude i totally just had a pooptasm while taking a dump.

by Jimmy Conolly April 14, 2009