pookela

A very unique boy. Tends to always help others whether he is happy with himself. He catches the eye and heart of a girl.

Pookela helped the old lady as she crossed the road

by Garth yout February 23, 2017

Porcelain American

A pejorative term targeted at white Americans with fragile egos who are unable to have mature discussions about race without mentioning that a white guy invented the light bulb.

"That guy is so sensitive, he's a Porcelain American."

by Xima Lima April 24, 2022

Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess

A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.

Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.

by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011

Bombing the porcelain harbor

Taking a dump. A reference to Japan bombing Pearl Harbor for you who are still taught that in school. Lots of splashing and sinking of debris usually involved.

Wow, i just came from Timmy's house and after Bombing the porcelain harbor, I'm pretty sure they will retaliate.

by JoeHonus November 9, 2012

break the porcelain

When a person defecates powerfully enough to (metaphorically) shatter the porcelain of a toilet. To shit your brain's out.

"Oh man, I just took a giant shit. I broke the porcelain!"

"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."

by I'm the Scatman April 19, 2017

Painting the Porcelain

When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen

I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?

by Urban humor May 24, 2017

point percy at the porcelain

to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums

after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain

by algarve dave December 14, 2004