stop poking my ribs

stop pulling my leg;
stop yanking my chain;
get your elbow out of my potato salad

Are you fo shiz? Stop poking my ribs.

by weenis gordomendz March 15, 2009

baby poking

v: the act of having sex with a pregnant woman.

It is believed by many that by having sex with a well-endowed man, or having violently long sex will lead to the poking of the fetus.

Guy 1: Dude, I banged the preggers chick next door last night.

Guy2: Bro, not cool. Baby poking is grody.

by Sergee February 18, 2009

fork-poking good

an extremley attractive specimen of the human species

That's a fine mothafucka!
Yeah, he's fork-poking good!!!

by Joy, Chrystal and Tory February 28, 2005

Posing

Portraying yourself as something other than who you are.

You are not your grandmother you never met, the other people you've been imitating most of your life, or anybody else you've been posing as. You're you, even if you'd rather be those other people.

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021

poking the peacock

code word for female masturbation

Why is Bianca so rosey today?
Because she was poking the peacock last night.

by smackinthecat April 24, 2009

Poking The Dragon

The technical term for when you finger a girl during her period, specifically with one finger.

Dave: Aww man I poking the dragon yesterday, it was disgusting, it went all over my carpet...

Geoff: Did you poke the dragon? Or did the dragon poke you?

by Mazrb April 19, 2016

Poring

A fat pink jelly blob in a MMORPG called Ragnarok Online. They go pop when you poke em.

TehN00b:Hey! A Poring!
=> (:3)
POKE!
=> ( X 3 )

by Jeres November 7, 2004