podium piss

Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.

I bet Sebastian Vettel has had a championship podium piss

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

winners podium

When you hold your thumb over your japs eye and let the cum squirt out over a girls face. Just like they do with champagne on a winners podium.

Abdul, look at the tall hot girl over there.

Yeah Muhammad, hot but tall. To come on her face I'd have to use the winners podium technique.

by spaffInHerFace February 23, 2014

poliosis

A disease combining both polio and scoliosis, discovered by Achmed "The Dead Terrorist" and Doctor Jeff Dunham

Jeff: You have poliosis.

Achmed: What the fuck is poliosis?

OR

Rich, you're running like you have poliosis!

Dick: What the fuck is poliosis?

by LkBurn December 9, 2008

poliosis

absence of melanin in hair of the head, eyebrows, or eyelashes

#1: what happened to your hair?
#2: i have poliosis

by bitchier January 21, 2009

Slow Motion Potion

This is another name for sizzurp, or codeine/promethazine syrup. The use of this concoction originates from the big H, Houston, Texas. It will have you feelin' fine.

Who tryna lean and sip that slow motion potion ya'll?

by SecretApothecary May 5, 2012

posion

Shit that someone tried to "fix" to fuc you up.

"You posion my Skittles!"

by Pooh-Da-Woo-Da September 12, 2006

podie

weed,herbs,marijuana.an illegal dug with a slang name.

we funna go smoke sum podie

by mz.mai November 18, 2004