Describes being as pissed off as you can possibly be.
by noelleebellee December 11, 2010
Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis
I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 16, 2014
by White2chains March 26, 2016
1. piss-itate = irr-itate. when some ones tried to piss you off they are pissitating (just like irritating).
2. piss-itate = piss-(particip)-ate. when your bus pull off for a pee break there's a bunch participating in pee'ing. Like mass urinate.
2. piss-itate = piss-(particip)-ate. when your bus pull off for a pee break there's a bunch participating in pee'ing. Like mass urinate.
A bus pulls off at motel, so on boarders can pissitate, 2 minutes later: Stop 'pissitating' man, am already pissed off!!
by _slim_ August 08, 2012
Jeremy: “the only pissition available is the middle”
Colin: “i have the cockfidence to assume that pissition”
Colin: “i have the cockfidence to assume that pissition”
by Hot legend 69 April 21, 2024