Mids Peddler

Someone who does or sells mids.

That kid Justin’s a mids peddler.

by Stankycorn April 3, 2019

Gorilla-peddler

When you pedal like a gorilla on your bicycle.

He's a real gorilla-peddler.

by Hitler Satan April 27, 2020

Piss Paddlers

Another name for Flip Flops or Thongs. Commonly worn in the heads and showers.

-commonly used as Navy speak.

"Oi Dusty, pass us the piss paddlers." "Oh shit, I forgot , my piss paddlers now I'm going in barefoot."

by nigga sticks April 27, 2020

Cum Peddler

A guy who has spread his cum on lots of people.

John was the cum peddler at the party last Friday. He boned atleast ten girls

by KryoX October 29, 2020

Poison Peddler

A Derogatory term used to describe drug dealer

That poison peddler saved us tax-payer money by giving the police a new undercover car!

by ls500fan August 21, 2022

Meat Peddler

Someone who is a bit of a bitch and probably works at a deli and makes sandwiches.

"Man, Carson is such a meat peddler. Bro needs to shut up and make me a sandwich."

by JimBobBrowning March 26, 2023

model peddler

Model peddlers are people who hide behind models and theoretical frameworks because they are unable to think for themselves. They argue with you and defend their viewpoint citing academic models. They describe themselves and the world in terms of models like Clifton Strengths, Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI), DiSC and other models.

Why are they peddlers? Because they are trying to sell you on models to avoid having you discover they can't think for themselves. They are hiding their insecurities, personality deficiencies, and are intellectually disingenuous. Also known as a model whore or model guy.

There Roger goes again citing a model to convey his viewpoint. He is such a model peddler. He's always trying to sell us on this inane framework!

by Jordicolas October 3, 2024