parental uncircumcision

The parents decision to not circumcise their child even though the father is clipped. The decision is made because others have convinced the parents this is a brutal barbaric act. Now the parents have to teach the child how to pull the foreskin back and clean the smegma out of there. Their never going to teach him that.

Because of his parental uncircumcision decision little billy's sea cucumber has a nasty disgusting smell caused by all that smegma that's been sitting there for days.

by jimmybomm April 19, 2020

parental units

of american origin, used also within england(uk)and wales(uk). This term denotes the implyed genetic keepers who may also support their dependants and overbearingly control and impead the living of their offspring.

Be careful, the "parental units" are about the home.

by hoe January 16, 2009

PARENTALIATION

When any Mother, Father or guardian/custodian, marches off to their children's school without an appointment to cause general mischief and mayhem. Ranting, Abusive language and trespass are among the minimum requirements for parentaliation.

'where's yer folks'?

'Off staging some nasty parentaliation with Ms Smith at St Johns'

by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010

Parental Stalking

When one's parents are to "stalk" their Facebook page, hunting for vulgar or inappropriate language or posts.

A: Can you hang today man?

B: Nope, I'm grounded.

A: Why?

B: For saying "Fuck" on Facebook.

A: Wow, so they were parental stalking you again?

B: Mhmm, I'm sick of their shit, I'm blocking them when I'm ungrounded.

by Onemanarmy675 November 14, 2011

Parental Overthrow

When you are in the middle of having sex with someone and their parent walks in on you. You know they would be pissed to see you fucking their kid so before they say anything and call the cops on you, you say “You’re next buddy!” Now the parent is in shock and you have about three seconds to put your clothes back on and getting the fuck outa dodge.

Parental Overthrow saved my life last night.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019

PG (Parental Guidance)

The need to employ a self imposed censorship on utilizing expletives when having a conversation with a friend in the presence of adults and/or uptight people.

Dude! Watch your language. PG (Parental Guidance)is in the room!

by Royhame, Williams May 8, 2008

parental units

the people who are also known as your parents, who make you feel like they are in control and know everything. you feel like a little dum fuk because they follow you around in the mall or somewhere and act like parents - REAL PARENTS - beware of these units .. they are bad. . bad bad bad.. .

Jon: want to go to the mall Ed?
Ed: i can't, my parental units will follow behind..
Jon: that blows

by !kelso May 28, 2005