pit

the combination of pee and shit together.....so when you have to pee and poop at the same time.

Man I really have to pit.
man i just pit my pants.

by rarararahahaha March 7, 2008

Pitted

An adjective for a woman whose uterus has been removed.

Guy 1: Bro what if she gets pregnant?
Guy 2: She’s pitted bro, I don’t gotta worry about no baby.

by UbanQueen September 24, 2019

Pitted

To ramble about off-topic subjects during sales calls, offering vague answers that require others to jump in and frieburger the situation before it gets out of hand.

"Man, I just wanted an answer, but that guy pitted me for about 10 minutes."

by Dick Editor December 9, 2008

pit

The high school parking lot in Alton, IL. The word is even recognized as a location name by the local newspaper.

"Someone backed into my car in the pit."

by Dot January 4, 2005

pit

Pimpette in Training.

Emily's pit trainer is Ashley.

by Jessica November 12, 2003

pit

slang for body odor, usually used when the offending person isnt of the opposite sex.

1) dude, you smell like pit!

2) man, it smells like pit in here!

by Dave September 27, 2003

pit

n. The feeling you get in your stomach when you:

1. drunk dialed/texted an ex or new prospect

2. think about your current debt status (credit cards,
college loans, car payments, mortgage, etc.)

3. forgot to do something really important at work and you know you're going to get in trouble

4. kissed someone else's bf/gf and see them... (and you're not sure if they know yet)

5. didn't study for a test/exam right before you take it

6. got rejected!

"Did you see Mike with his new girlfriend?"
"Yeah... I totally got pit."

"I keep getting pit everytime I think about what I did Saturday night... I was so wasted!"

by Palurena February 1, 2008