ass pirate

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around

Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

pirate fart

the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.

I pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.

by BI May 6, 2005

pirates dream

A flat chested girl.
The phrase "pirates dream" referring to a sunken chest.

That chick's a pirates dream!

by TM January 22, 2005

pirat

term used to describe someone who plays by their own rules and doesnt abide to common logic or convention. Is a shortened version of pirate for the modern day.

that was classic pirat behaviour, organising the tickets for the playground weekender and then jibbing out of it.

That was vintage pirat, his mate invites a girlfriend down for the weekend and she then spends the night and next day with pirat.

by Dukeface February 18, 2010

Mind Pirate

Someone who uses superior psychological cunning to force a paradigm shift in the person's reality.

"I can't believe you just convinced that group of people that they have to leave the building because of a bomb threat just so you could cut the line and use the bathroom! You're such a Mind Pirate!"

by Wayne Bienek June 7, 2013

Piratish

One whom exudes a Pirate like Qualities; one who posses a Likeness to Pirates.

Dressing up as a Pirate for Annual celebrations such as Halloween, Gasparilla in Tampa, Fl or Fantasy Fest in Key West, Fl.

You know Jimmy spends all of his money every year on his pirate costume, but he will never be as Piratishas Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean when he plays Captain Jack Sparrow.

by Tommy R. Martin February 3, 2008

Pirate's Parrot

surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder

last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head

by moneyshott69 July 10, 2010