plaff

the sound a fresh bread loaf or bun makes when you squish it.

the mans bun plaffed well, it was fresh

by Giantslayer December 6, 2007

Pilates in a Supermarket

You lost the frickin game you weiner, that's what it means. It means your mom. Oh speaking of her, can you ask herr to bring my wallet back home, I left it on her dresser after she sucked my toes.

Fricker: Yo, she was doing Pilates in the Supermarket
Me: No way dude, that's lit
Fricker: Yeah, and then she sucked my toes after wards
Me: No way, I need to talk to this Pilates in a Supermarket
Fricker: No way, give me 30 bucks
Me: Uh no

LOVE ME ALEX

by This is Karen, an anti-vax mom May 9, 2019

arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005

pila

Its means dick in portuguese

"a tua pila é tão pequeno caralho"
your dick is small fuck

by bacalhauu November 16, 2007

Pilas

A Guatemalan adjective to describe a person that is really good in a particular activity or skill.

Spanish: Que pilas sos para nadar.

English: You're witty swimming.

by Lavagna February 9, 2009

petty pilfery

Petty theft or plaguerism ect.

That website is just petty pilfery

by Patrick Awexome July 21, 2006

Anglo-pilferer

An Anglo-Celtic Australian possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Celtic Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive, albeit highly accurate.

Harry: "That bloody Anglo-pilferer didn't give me my change"
William: "Which one?"
Harry: "The Barman. Bloody Aussies they're bred for barwork and pilfering."

by Turdtrousers March 14, 2008